Osama bin Laden is dead, so let’s have sex!

We killed Osama bin Laden, so what better way to celebrate than having sex with a stranger? It’s like the strangers kissing on V-E Day, except gross!

In a shameless act of plagiarism from TBD’s Amanda Hess, here are some canny opportunists trying to get laid on Craigslist tonight. Do they strike your fancy?

Osama dead, history being made, lets do it! – m4w

Osama bin laden is dead, and this clearly means that history is being made! While they make history, lets make love! Email me with pictures and anything i should know about you and i’ll send you pictures back along with info about me. I’ll be honest, we could be on the brink of a world war 3, and i want to die with my dick in a girl’s vagina. Will it be your vagina i die in? 😉

So we killed bin Laden… – m4w – 27 (Philly)

I think that’s cause for a little nsa celebration. Show your patriotism, lets get together and take care of each others needs and then go our separate ways…or who knows we may even hit it off and want to do it again some time. I’m 27, white, attractive (or so I’ve been told), clean d/d free, and just looking for a little fun. I expect the same out you. I guess I’m usually in to white girls but a pretty girl is a pretty girl so open to anything. I can host or travel. So email me back and tell me your age and what you would like to do. Also your pic gets mine. Put “USA” as the subject so I know you’re real.

Interested? Message away!

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