Website dumps on Phils fans

PHILADELPHIA. A new online video game called “Phillies Assassin: License to Tase” has taken the lowbrow approach to mocking Philadelphia sports fans, giving those who have a few minutes to waste an amusing, disturbing recap of tasered teenagers and beer-drinking toddlers.

The game, at Tauntr.com, which goes by a mantra of “Adding Insult to Everything,” features photos of recent notorious fans such as Matthew “Pukemon” Clemmens and Susan “Sex For Tix” Finkelstein.

The main objective of Level 1 is to Taser a compu-terized Steve Consalvi, the 17-year-old who ran on the field at Citizens Bank Park in May.

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